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Tavana

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The Perfect Wedding
« on: June 18, 2012, 05:03 »

I recently had a conversation that sparked an amazing idea for a wedding.
 
Groom: Dressed as William Shatner in Star Trek
Best Man: Dressed as Spock in Star Trek
Groomsmen: Dressed as Red Suits - they're expendable
 
Bride: Dressed as a Jedi, with yellow lightsabre to match
Maid of Honor: Dressed as a Jedi, with light blue lightsabre to match.
Bridesmaids: Dressed as standard rebels, with blasters. Let's say they're from Yavin 4 time period.
 
As the red suits and the rebels usually get killed off during the climax of their respective enterprises (pun intended), a random alien will dispatch them during the vows. For extra points, have the priest play the role of this alien.
 
Any ideas or suggestions to improve this idea would be greatly appreciated.

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Re: The Perfect Wedding
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2012, 11:48 »

Or Mal instead of Shatner. Whatever.
"Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here for this auspicious day. We all know what day it is. A glorious day for all the proud members of the allied families. Unification Day!"
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Re: The Perfect Wedding
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2012, 18:12 »

I told my friend about this and she replied that she and her boyfriend had an idea to have a wedding with him dressed as Vader and her as Leia. It took me a few seconds to realize what's so wrong with that. Incest!
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Re: The Perfect Wedding
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2012, 21:10 »

Yeah, incest is pretty hard on families. And it's best not to start a life together based on that sort of thing, in my opinion. Killing browncoatsrandom rebels and red suits is just showing how much you love this person: you're willing to sacrifice your friends lives to be with them.
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