Some have wondered where I have gone and what hath happened to me. Have I turn from a Chaos Fanatic! to the Deranged, or have I lost all Chaos to become the wielder of both the Nerfhammer and the Banhammer?
O Mighty God Hand of the Chaosforge, I pray to thee for absolution of my sins! I have strayed from the path of the Chaos and entered the shady trails of the Lament, and paid the terrible price of my Fanatic soul being devoured by the Regret, the Fearful and the Morose, the denizens of the Lament, the shadow world that runs parallel to that of our glorious Chaos. I have since spurned the curs of Lament and clawed my way back to the Chaosforge, wielding the Boots of Nyarlaptotep, to better stomp upon our detractors, enemies, and naysayers. I cast aside the Nerfhammer -- a meaningless weapon meant to draw forth constructive criticism through incitement of revolt, and prepare the Aegis of the Forge to better serve my role as Fanatic of the Old Ways, and the restorer of imbalance to the Chaos that binds us all.
Amen.
tl;dr Sorry guys, was out of it for a bunch of months. I'm back and less cranky. Let's keep on posting on the Forums!