Flanders: "Howdily Doodily"
Homer: "Cant talk, go Hell"
Flanders: "Okily Dokily"
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DoomRL (0.9.9.7) roguelike post-mortem character dump
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Flanders, level 12 Cacodemon Sergeant Marine,
defeated the Mastermind at the City of Dis.
He survived 165665 turns and scored 121410 points.
He played for 4 hours, 7 minutes and 33 seconds.
He didn't like it too rough.
He killed 660 out of 672 hellspawn. (98%)
He held his right to remain violent.
-- Special levels --------------------------------------------
Levels generated : 11
Levels visited : 11
Levels completed : 9
-- Awards ----------------------------------------------------
Cyberdemon's Head
Explorer Badge
Hell Armorer Badge
Hell Champion Medal
Armorer Silver Badge
Gatekeeper Gold Badge
UAC Bronze Badge
Reaper Silver Badge
Scavenger Silver Badge
Scavenger Gold Badge
-- Graveyard -------------------------------------------------
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-- Statistics ------------------------------------------------
Health 57/90 Experience 68360/12
ToHit Ranged +0 ToHit Melee +0 ToDmg Ranged +0 ToDmg Melee +0
-- Traits ----------------------------------------------------
Class : Marine
Ironman (Level 3)
Tough as nails (Level 3)
Reloader (Level 2)
Badass (Level 2)
Shottyman (Level 1)
Army of the Dead (Level 1)
Rel->Bad->Rel->Bad->SM->MAD->Iro->Iro->Iro->TaN->TaN->TaN->
-- Equipment -------------------------------------------------
[a] [ Armor ] Cybernetic Armor [0/7] (0%)
[b] [ Weapon ] piercing chainsaw (4d7)
[c] [ Boots ] plasteel boots [2/2] (82%) (T)
[d] [ Prepared ] rocket box (x20)
-- Inventory -------------------------------------------------
[a] super shotgun (9d4)x2 [2/2] (P1)
[b] missile launcher (6d6) [4/4]
[c] high power BFG 9000 (12d6) [25/65]
[d] shotgun shell (x15)
[e] rocket (x14)
[f] rocket
[g] rocket (x14)
[h] power cell (x70)
[i] small med-pack
[j] large med-pack
[k] large med-pack
[l] large med-pack
[m] large med-pack
[n] phase device
[o] phase device
[p] technical mod pack
-- Resistances -----------------------------------------------
Acid - internal 0% torso 0% feet 50%
Fire - internal 0% torso 0% feet 25%
-- Kills -----------------------------------------------------
105 former humans
41 former sergeants
10 former captains
112 imps
61 demons
175 lost souls
28 cacodemons
30 hell knights
27 barons of hell
33 arachnotrons
1 former commando
12 pain elementals
2 revenants
10 mancubi
5 arch-viles
2 bruiser brothers
1 shambler
1 lava elemental
1 agony elemental
1 Cyberdemon
1 Spider Mastermind
1 Arena Master
-- History ---------------------------------------------------
He started his journey on the surface of Phobos.
On level 2 he entered Hell's Arena.
He left the Arena as a champion!
On level 5 he stormed the Chained Court.
He defeated the Hell Arena Master!
On level 5 he found the Arena Master's Staff!
On level 7 he sneaked into the Phobos Lab.
He broke through the lab.
On level 8 he encountered the Phobos Anomaly.
On level 9 he entered Hell's Armory.
On level 9 he assembled a ballistic armor!
He destroyed the evil within and reaped the rewards!
On level 11 he witnessed the Wall.
He massacred the evil behind the Wall!
On level 12 he romped upon the Abyssal Plains.
He slaughtered the beasts living there.
On level 14 he ventured into the Spider's Lair.
He cleared the Lair, kickin' serious spider ass!
On level 16 he found the Tower of Babel!
On level 17 he invaded the Unholy Cathedral!
He fled the Unholy Cathedral seeing no chance to win.
On level 19 he entered the Vaults.
On level 19 he found the Frag Shotgun!
He cracked the Vaults and cleared them out!
On level 20 he was foolish enough to enter the Mortuary!
He managed to escape from the Mortuary!
On level 22 he assembled a high power weapon!
On level 22 he assembled a piercing blade!
On level 22 he arrived at Mt. Erebus.
On level 22 he found the Cybernetic Armor!
He managed to raise Mt. Erebus completely!
Then at last he found Dis!
On level 24 he finally defeated the Mastermind.
-- Messages --------------------------------------------------
You dodge! You dodge! You dodge! You dodge! You dodge! You dodge! You dodge!
You are hit! You are hit! You are hit! You are hit!
You are hit! You are hit! You are hit! You are hit! You are hit! You are hit!
You are hit! You are hit! You are hit! You are hit! You are hit!
The Spider Mastermind hits you. You are hit! You are hit! You are hit! You
are hit! You are hit! You are hit!
You miss the Spider Mastermind. You are hit! You are hit! You are hit! You
are hit! You are hit! You are hit! You are hit! You are hit! You are hit! You
are hit! You are hit!
You hit the Spider Mastermind. The Spider Mastermind hits you.
You use a large med-pack. You feel fully healed. You are hit! You are hit!
You are hit! You are hit! You are hit! You are hit! You are hit! You are hit!
You are hit! You are hit! You are hit! You are hit!
You hit the Spider Mastermind. The Spider Mastermind dies. Congratulations!
You defeated the Spider Mastermind! Press <Enter>...
You feel relatively safe now.
-- General ---------------------------------------------------
47 brave souls have ventured into Phobos:
37 of those were killed.
4 didn't read the thermonuclear bomb manual.
And 4 couldn't handle the stress and committed a stupid suicide.
2 souls destroyed the Mastermind...
1 sacrificed itself for the good of mankind.
1 killed the bitch and survived.
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After dieing a lot once more once again I said screw it and decided See how far Flanders Would Get. And go figure my first Standard Victory. Here's how the run went:
Now with this run I wanted to get that elusive third silver medal, given that most require some sort of victory and I kept dieing I wanted to at least reach and open the vaults for my third silver medal. But legendary Roguelike luck smiled upon me this round. I went straight for an Army of the dead build since that won me my first game awhile back, almost immediately I find a Super Shotgun and man with MAD does it slaughter everything! the RNG also graced me with more rocket boxes than I could carry, I almost got through the Wall without taking damage but I decided not to be a turtle for that last Baron and got a few faces full of acid.
Managed to get Cybie's head by luck (no dodge master) found an invulnerability globe right next to his stairs. and BFG'd him to death, it was glorious. I got a hatred skull at abyssal plains but I screwed up at UC and killed all the demons in one spot. and I had no corpses for AoD so I lost my 100% there. At least I learned something, I thought the demon corpses would pile up like items in a crowded area but I wasn't thinking. At least I got my explorer badge but when I realized what I did I was not happy. finally at the mastermind I used the lava element but I decided to kill it with the chainsaw. I was being retarded and I could have got the brain with 2 more shots but I didn't.
For the first time ever I could have gotten cybie's head, mastermind's brain AND conqueror without even trying very hard. (and probably shamblers head too but I wasn't careful enough at the armory). It's a fantastic run here but I squandered what could have been absolutely legendary for me. I shudder to think how fantastic it would have been to find a thermie at the last moment. I easily had enough shells medkits and power Cells to get carmack easy. and it would be even more worthy of Ned in his Satan suit...oh well.....oh and I probably could have cleared the Mortuary too but I was being a big pussy...
Don't mess with Flanders lol.
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