Tried to get through AoPc 26 times, so I ran out of names, but since my last win was Flanders, Lets just say that this was Grandpa Simpson. You know what I mean, it would go something like this:
Huh? where am I? what are all these monsters doing here? *Points at AoD* DEEEEEAAAAAAATH! Ooh hey a box....What does this big red button do?
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DoomRL (0.9.9.7) roguelike post-mortem character dump
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Grandpa, level 10 Cacodemon Sergeant Major Marine,
sacrificed himself to kill the Mastermind at the City of Dis.
He survived 11582 turns and scored 34984 points.
He played for 17 minutes and 36 seconds.
He didn't like it too rough.
He killed 27 out of 402 hellspawn. (6%)
My, wasn't he a wimpy chump.
He was an Angel of Pacifism!
-- Special levels --------------------------------------------
Levels generated : 11
Levels visited : 2
Levels completed : 0
-- Awards ----------------------------------------------------
Minor Icarus Cross
Major Icarus Cross
Compet-n Silver Cross
Compet-n Gold Cross
Pacifist Silver Badge
-- Graveyard -------------------------------------------------
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-- Statistics ------------------------------------------------
Health 0/90 Experience 1146/10
ToHit Ranged +0 ToHit Melee +0 ToDmg Ranged +0 ToDmg Melee +0
-- Traits ----------------------------------------------------
Class : Marine
Ironman (Level 3)
Hellrunner (Level 2)
Tough as nails (Level 2)
Dodgemaster (Level 1)
Badass (Level 2)
HR->HR->DM->Bad->Bad->Iro->Iro->Iro->TaN->TaN->
-- Equipment -------------------------------------------------
[a] [ Armor ] green armor [1/1] (100%)
[b] [ Weapon ] nothing
[c] [ Boots ] protective boots [1/2] (46%)
[d] [ Prepared ] nothing
-- Inventory -------------------------------------------------
[a] small med-pack
[b] technical mod pack
[c] technical mod pack
-- Resistances -----------------------------------------------
Bullet - internal 0% torso 15% feet 0%
Shrapnel - internal 0% torso 15% feet 0%
Acid - internal 0% torso 0% feet 12%
-- Kills -----------------------------------------------------
2 former humans
3 former sergeants
1 former captain
14 imps
2 demons
4 lost souls
1 Spider Mastermind
-- History ---------------------------------------------------
On level 2 he entered Hell's Arena.
He cowardly fled the Arena.
He left level 5 as soon as possible.
On level 8 he encountered the Phobos Anomaly.
On level 9 he entered Hell's Armory.
He left the Armory without drawing too much attention.
He sounded the alarm on level 12!
He left level 14 as soon as possible.
On level 16 he found the Tower of Babel!
He left level 23 as soon as possible.
Then at last he found Dis!
He nuked level 24!
On level 24 he finally sacrificed himself to kill the Mastermind.
-- Messages --------------------------------------------------
Unknown command. Press "?" for help.
Unknown command. Press "?" for help.
Unknown command. Press "?" for help.
Unknown command. Press "?" for help.
Unknown command. Press "?" for help.
Unknown command. Press "?" for help.
Warning! Explosion in 8 seconds!
Warning! Explosion in 7 seconds!
Warning! Explosion in 6 seconds!
Warning! Explosion in 5 seconds!
Warning! Explosion in 4 seconds!
Warning! Explosion in 3 seconds!
Warning! Explosion in 2 seconds!
Warning! Explosion in 1 seconds!
Congratulations! You defeated the Spider Mastermind! Press <Enter>...
You feel relatively safe now.
-- General ---------------------------------------------------
78 brave souls have ventured into Phobos:
62 of those were killed.
7 didn't read the thermonuclear bomb manual.
And 6 couldn't handle the stress and committed a stupid suicide.
3 souls destroyed the Mastermind...
2 sacrificed itself for the good of mankind.
1 killed the bitch and survived.
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