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There should a thread for nonsense like this...
« on: October 03, 2013, 12:41 »

I'm trading in my dad for this one.

Sorry, my dad.
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Re: There should a thread for nonsense like this...
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2013, 19:35 »

At least you're not trading in your mother-of-law. ;)
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Re: There should a thread for nonsense like this...
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2013, 23:29 »

Egad... BatMotherInLaw... Now there's a creepy thought:

"Keep your hands off.... my daughter... or you'll be stuck with me... every other weekend..."
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Re: There should a thread for nonsense like this...
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2013, 23:43 »

Egad... BatMotherInLaw... Now there's a creepy thought:

"Keep your hands off.... my daughter... or you'll be stuck with me... every other weekend..."

"If you ever try....to have sex...with my daughter...i'll come for you..."
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Re: There should a thread for nonsense like this...
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2013, 06:22 »

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There should a thread for nonsense like this...

And now there is - yay!

I used to think commercial based on people's dialect are unfunny by default - for some reason the Dutch seem very fond of using this sad gimmick in about 1 in every 3 radio commercials, and only manage to make it suck.
Then I found this. It had me sniggering for the first minute, then crying with laughter at the highly unexpected twist around 1:20.

Injoy.
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Re: There should a thread for nonsense like this...
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2014, 07:49 »

Looks like someone's finally found a way of making the Olympics worth watching.
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Re: There should a thread for nonsense like this...
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2014, 10:14 »

Plot twist, when you trade in your dad the company you trade him to is a fraud, you're left dadless, and end up becoming Batman as a result!
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Re: There should a thread for nonsense like this...
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2014, 11:38 »

...that would make me... my own dad...?

You confuse me.
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Re: There should a thread for nonsense like this...
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2014, 13:13 »

Seems slave has decided his existing forum account is not enough and he needs to go deeper:
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Re: There should a thread for nonsense like this...
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2014, 13:16 »

Heheh :) That explains why he's online like always.

I totally forgot the make a screenshot of another such beauty: "Kornel Kisielewicz [...] Reading the Help pages"
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Re: There should a thread for nonsense like this...
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2014, 01:07 »

Eep.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/ochre_jelly/sets/72157647706131447

If i ever get a financial surplus, i'm putting this in my mancave. Those pinkies look super cute. ^^
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Re: There should a thread for nonsense like this...
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2014, 03:56 »

oy vey i am goldberg von shekelstein and i wanna spend all your money
AT THE GAY BARR
GAY BARR
GAY BAR!!
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Re: There should a thread for nonsense like this...
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2014, 12:08 »

oy vey i am goldberg von shekelstein and i wanna spend all your money
AT THE GAY BARR
GAY BARR
GAY BAR!!


YES! YES!
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