The Horrible Ideas Thread

[GrAVit]

Kalja

A consumable which restores health to 100%, and makes you berserk for 20 turns. Downside is, you get severe hangover symptoms afterwards.

[Kashi]

Trait-Boost Manuals

Considering the fact that we are in the future, it seems strange that there isn't any kind of book there. Yeah, maybe they just read from their PDAs, but it's still strange... Well, getting back to the topic, these manuals, once read, can boost a level in one basic trait, unless it's blocked by a master.

[Creaphis]

Trait-Boost Manuals

Considering the fact that we are in the future, it seems strange that there isn't any kind of book there.

This sentence completely boggles my mind. Who even reads books now?

[Klear]

This sentence completely boggles my mind. Who even reads books now?

You philistine! Be ashamed of yourself this instant!

[Kashi]

You philistine! Be ashamed of yourself this instant!

I will add one simple thing to what you said, Klear: "BURN THE HERETIC!"

[ZicherCZ]

This sentence completely boggles my mind. Who even reads books now?

You are hereby sentenced to 50 YASDs in a row and the punishment of hand-writing them down and posting them all here. Preferably in the proper mortem format.

[thelaptop]

You are hereby sentenced to 50 YASDs in a row and the punishment of hand-writing them down and posting them all here. Preferably in the proper mortem format.

Only 50?  You are too kind heheheh...

[ZicherCZ]

Only 50?  You are too kind heheheh...

I probably am, but I believe people can repent. Let s give him a second chance ;).

[Creaphis]

Sneer all you want. I'm not seeing a lot of literary discussions over here.

[raekuul]

Scroll of Leverage
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Creates a random lever on the tile underneath you.

[GrAVit]

This sentence completely boggles my mind. Who even reads books now?

Lol BOGGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVq302JLnVw

[Silhar]

This sentence completely boggles my mind. Who even reads books now?

O_o
o_O
O_O
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Die.

[ZicherCZ]

Slightly inspired by Klear's posts here, two items sprang to my mind:

Beer six-pack
A consumable, that grants 10% resists all, +1 melee damage and -1 overall accuracy. Consume time 1.0s (hey, DoomGuy can drink, right), effect lasts for 60s (the DoomGuy can sober up as fast).
Effects from multiple beers stack, and with six beers in blood at once, you are given a full berserk effect, except for -10 accuracy.
Six-pack means you can use one ot these items six times before you finally drink it all.

Cigarette pack
Again a consumable, that takes 120s to use, and it's use is interrupted and lost if the player takes damage. However, you rest when you smoke, so a fully smoked cigarette recovers your fatigue from tired to cautious.
A cigarette pack has twenty uses (a standard size of a cigarette pack).

[IronBeer]

Cigarette pack
Again a consumable, that takes 120s to use, and it's use is interrupted and lost if the player takes damage. However, you rest when you smoke, so a fully smoked cigarette recovers your fatigue from tired to cautious.
A cigarette pack has twenty uses (a standard size of a cigarette pack).

Should drain 1HP per use or something along those lines.

[raekuul]

Max or current HP?
Indescribable Object
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This thing would make a decent spear if it were longer.
3d5 Melee
Special: improves movespeed, attackspeed by 0.1s when wielded.