Quoting: jimmyj
p.s I like the MGS2 quote
It's a personal favorite of mine. Having people tell the PC to push a button to do an action (and having them respond to it, as though pushing X to move the block makes perfect sense to them) has always bothered me.
So, I asked myself, what would Snake really say when the Colonel tells him to use the action button?
Campbell: Snake, you have to push the action button.
Snake: ...
What!?Campbell: The action button, Snake. It's on the control pad.
Snake: ... ...
What!?Campbell: Snake, don't tell me you forgot about the control pad!? It's in your invisible backpack.
Snake: ...
Campbell: You know, the where place you keep your thousands of rounds of ammo, rockets, and enough artillery for an infantry battalion.
Snake:
Colonel, what the HELL are you talking about!?